Here are some things I thought I would never do as a mom:
10. Put my kid in an exersaucer to watch TV while I get stuff done
9. Cuss when she gets up for the third time in one night
8. Feed her sugar before her first birthday
7. Feed her snacks that fall on the floor (not public floors, though!)
6. Forget to see my husband as the man I fell in love with and only as a partner in caring for a baby
5. Say "crap" 5 out of 10 times when I hear the cry that naptime is over
4. Watch Yo Gabba Gabba until I start humming "There's a Party in my Tummy" without even realizing it
3. Visit Toys R Us every other week just to get out of the house
2. Shove snacks in my kid just to keep her quiet and happy
1. Become so "mommy" - dang it!!!
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